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owlapin:

making a resume when u have no experience 

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(via fake-mermaid)

mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

farahjasmin:

samjoonyuh:

Some days I feel like Beyoncé and some days I feel like Rihanna…

there are no in betweens

(Source: femburton, via ihategeese)

cockkkkkkkk:

how me and my squad pull up 

screamandshout:

when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

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(via humorking)

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive, via trust)